Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Signs You Have A 3 Year Old Girl

1.) Drama. Everything is drama filled.

2.) "Frozen." This needs no explanation. Everything is all about "Frozen."

3.) When you say the word "no," you're met with heartbroken tears. You just gave her her first broken heart by telling her not to play with the outlet.

4.) You're always dealing with feelings and how you made her "heart hurt bad."

5.) A trip to Target is never complete until you've gone down every doll, Barbie, and make up aisle.

6.) Nail polish has been discovered.

7.) Bright purple pajama pants, a "Frozen" t-shirt, high heels, and play jewelry from Target's dollar section is a typical Tuesday wardrobe. Party dresses are perfectly acceptable as bedtime attire.

8.) There's no less than two dozen dolls, stuffed animals, books, markers, extra blankets, and clothes in her bed because she can't sleep unless there's no room for her in it.

9.) She's mastered the hands on her hips as she gives you the same look you gave your mother--when you were 16 years old.

10.) You have uttered the phrase "don't put that up there!"

11.) "Shake It Off" and "All About That Bass" are played nonstop....and she can shake it just as well as  T Swift and Meghan Trainor.

12.) Minnie Mouse is the coolest thing ever.....and you have to wonder, if she can get her own section in the toy aisles and at party stores, why is there no Minnie movie on Netflix??!!? No you must deal with tears about that.